Name: Custodian Ralph
Duration: P00H05M34S
Description: this song is about Ralph. He's a custodian, not a janitor, racist.

Custodian Ralph

from PHLUMMOXYGEN by Flummox

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this song is about Ralph. He's a custodian, not a janitor, racist.

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Ralph was a guy from the trailer side
Ralph cleaned the campus almost every night
sweeping fast, mopping last, watch him do his dust attack
thinks it's fun, makes him run, watch him hit a hunk of crack

Ralph didn't like the dust bunnies
Ralph thought his puns were all funny
inspect the room with scepter broom, never forgets a second glance
sani-bags & trailer swag, watch him do the Elmo dance

Ralph was a master class sweeper
Ralph was a Class A tweaker
creeps the halls, tweakin' balls, finds every last particle
wash the floor, don't ignore the mess he finds is the mess he kills

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from PHLUMMOXYGEN, released August 16, 2014

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Flummox Nashville, Tennessee

flum·mox/ˈfləməks/ Perplex (someone) greatly; bewilder.

Aly - lead bass, lead vocals
Max - guitars, vocals
Chase - guitars, bass, vocals
Jesse - keyboards, vocals
Alan - drums & percussion ... more

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